About Us

Somewhere along the way, everything got a bit too serious.

Work. Side hustles. Morning routines. Five-year plans.

Turning everything you enjoy into something productive.

White Collar Mafia is the alternative.

We make seriously good streetwear for people doing their own thing.

Heavyweight tees, trucker caps and bold graphics made to be worn wherever you happen to end up.

The name is serious. The clothes are serious.
Pretty much everything else is up for debate.

We believe there’s still something to be said for wasting an afternoon, staying out too late, changing your mind and having absolutely nothing but fun to show for it.

You don’t have to optimise everything.
And you definitely don’t have to impress us.

Do your own thing.